Hello Lovelies!
A couple of weeks ago I had told you about going to see the new Avengers movie but apparently I forgot either the best or creepiest parts of the night out.
Whenever we go to Silvercity we park in the farthest parking lot so that we don't have to fight people leaving the theater in the front lot. So as we park in our usual place and the 4 of us pile out of the car and get ourselves situated for the trek to the movie Bean steps away from the group and comes back laughing.
Bean: "Hey come here look what I found!"
Allan is the first one to her as Blondunicorn moves quickly after him.
Allan: "It's a doll..." rather nonchalantly as only Allan can do.
As I circle around and look down by her feet there is a naked doll on the ground and from what I can see it's missing a leg laying face down on the pavement. Bean kicked it over to reveal half a missing head and an eye, only tufts of hair and a creepy smile.
Me: "Well your going to die now...!"
Bean: "Mom...I'm not going to die now!"
Me: "Yes you are, you touched it and that's how this shit goes."
Allan was nodding and shaking his head at the same time as Blondunicorn and Bean took a closer look at the mangled demon object that I had already determined it was. Pointing out the destruction that creepy one legged thing had happen to it.
As we walked towards the theater BU had realized she had forgotten her phone in the car so we waited out front and she went back to get it. When she came back we headed inside to the line up that awaited us. Once we get in and find our seats, I've got BU on one side and Bean on the other, BU whips out her phone.
BU: "Hey look what I got!"
Pictures of said doll....have I mentioned I hate dolls? Have I also mentioned that they all know I hate dolls?
Me: "Great...now you're going to die too"
BU: "I'm not going to die!"
Me: "No? Now we're all going to die because we've all seen it or touched it."
BU: "We're not going to die!"
Me: "Do you watch horror movies?"
BU: "Not because I want to..."
Me: "Then shush and delete that right now!"
She shrugs...
BU: "Hang on I'm texting it to Bean"
Me: "You're texting it to Bean!... No! This is all forms of wrong! Sure there you go, touch it...poke it... take a picture of it and start texting it? Oh god..."
Bean: "Got it! Man that's creepy!" as she leans over to show Allan.
BU: "Ok it's deleted."
Me: "Well it's too late now! You passed it on...it's all over."
They were killing me...all I could think about was the Twilight Zone Talking Tina Episode that started it all for me. Well that and my brother constantly trying to scare the crap out of me using my dolls because of that episode when I was 8. Ghost Adventures and their Doll Island Episode too creeped me out!
By now my inner Screenwriter is screaming out the many possible and horrific ways this story could play out on screen and and kill us all and such thoughts almost made me grab her phone and throw it into the rows of seats ahead.
The guy with his girlfriend sitting on the other side of BU found this very amusing while we discussed the specifics of doll possession. A week later that same guy walked into BU's work and remembered us and our banter saying that we had entertained him while waiting for the movie to start. She on the other hand could only remember him by his arms because he had full sleeves (tattoos) and was sharing an armrest with her.
Well nobody died, no mysterious dolls ended up in our yard or house and until this weekend when we were talking about the doll situation I had realized that I had totally forgotten about it! I almost wish I had the pic so I could show you how creepy it was but...that would go against everything I'm saying now wouldn't it?
Sooo...Blondunicorn and Bean...we're going to sit down and watch Annabel and see if you understand what I'm talking about.
Have a great week!
See Ya
S
Showing posts with label Torture. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin!
It's that time again!
The weather has been so exceptionally nice that I haven't really sat down at the computer for awhile. While still Instagraming ( because I'm addicted to it, that's why the photo challenge I started has failed) and maintaining other social media I haven't spent much time writing and that's the thing I love to do!
So what's happened...?
Choo and I went to the City and Colour concert here in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago and it was fun night! Baking hot during the day and they put lids on the beer but keep the ones from your water bottle. We even ran into people we knew there in the midst all of the people.
With the collective help of the house and neighbours we finally have California and Smokey on some level of acceptance within the pack.
It's simple...Smokey must accept that Cali doesn't want him anywhere near her.
Went to a Bridal Shower for one of my best friends who is the hardest person ever to surprise and I think I might have...sort of. She's a tough cookie but there's a gooey center in there! Her niece was the comic relief that day in all of her cuteness.
Found out a neighbour was going to purchase a rabbit for his dog ( beagle) to kill...WTF??? People, I don't get it! I completely understand that some people use their dogs for hunting but...we're in the city and you want to trap it so it can't escape. The interesting thing was seeing how the guys reacted to it compared to how the women reacted.
Yes we love small furry animals and big Pitbulls that scare the crap out of you when he barks at a car honking. That just happened and I think I peed a little.
The general male consensus was " meh it's none of our business" while the general female one was to pen up the neighbour and have something much larger chase him.
(That was the nicest one)
Now for the record our outrage was definitely noted and we have no idea if they went through with it and after our very open disgust I don't think we'll ever know.
Deciding to get into some form of shape was a laugh fest! I bought this torture device called an Ab Roller. It's literally 2 wheels, a bar and my abs screamed at me the first time I used it. Watching B use it had me laughing so hard I almost fell off the couch and then it was my turn.
I almost returned it! B decided to use it when I was at the Bridal Shower and the next thing I knew I had a text message saying that my kid had hurt herself and split open her chin... The Ab Roller had drawn first blood.
How you ask? Well the Ab Roller is used while you are on your knees and you roll it back and forth engaging your core...simple enough? Well B "forgot" that she was supposed to be on her knees and tried to do it from a push up position. When she pulled back the wheels rolled under her and she slammed right onto her chin. The shit happens when I'm not home and with Craig here at the time the onslaught of jokes began,
1) Chin up B!
2) Chinny Chinny Bang Bang
3) Let's watch the Chinning!
Oh the list went on...and on. He did say she took the hit well considering he figured she should have been knocked out. Thank god she wasn't.
The Zoo itself is always entertaining!
That's all for now Lovelies everything will be updated and I'll be back soon!
See ya!
S
The weather has been so exceptionally nice that I haven't really sat down at the computer for awhile. While still Instagraming ( because I'm addicted to it, that's why the photo challenge I started has failed) and maintaining other social media I haven't spent much time writing and that's the thing I love to do!
So what's happened...?
Choo and I went to the City and Colour concert here in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago and it was fun night! Baking hot during the day and they put lids on the beer but keep the ones from your water bottle. We even ran into people we knew there in the midst all of the people.
With the collective help of the house and neighbours we finally have California and Smokey on some level of acceptance within the pack.
It's simple...Smokey must accept that Cali doesn't want him anywhere near her.
Went to a Bridal Shower for one of my best friends who is the hardest person ever to surprise and I think I might have...sort of. She's a tough cookie but there's a gooey center in there! Her niece was the comic relief that day in all of her cuteness.
Found out a neighbour was going to purchase a rabbit for his dog ( beagle) to kill...WTF??? People, I don't get it! I completely understand that some people use their dogs for hunting but...we're in the city and you want to trap it so it can't escape. The interesting thing was seeing how the guys reacted to it compared to how the women reacted.
Yes we love small furry animals and big Pitbulls that scare the crap out of you when he barks at a car honking. That just happened and I think I peed a little.
The general male consensus was " meh it's none of our business" while the general female one was to pen up the neighbour and have something much larger chase him.
(That was the nicest one)
Now for the record our outrage was definitely noted and we have no idea if they went through with it and after our very open disgust I don't think we'll ever know.
Deciding to get into some form of shape was a laugh fest! I bought this torture device called an Ab Roller. It's literally 2 wheels, a bar and my abs screamed at me the first time I used it. Watching B use it had me laughing so hard I almost fell off the couch and then it was my turn.
I almost returned it! B decided to use it when I was at the Bridal Shower and the next thing I knew I had a text message saying that my kid had hurt herself and split open her chin... The Ab Roller had drawn first blood.
How you ask? Well the Ab Roller is used while you are on your knees and you roll it back and forth engaging your core...simple enough? Well B "forgot" that she was supposed to be on her knees and tried to do it from a push up position. When she pulled back the wheels rolled under her and she slammed right onto her chin. The shit happens when I'm not home and with Craig here at the time the onslaught of jokes began,
1) Chin up B!
2) Chinny Chinny Bang Bang
3) Let's watch the Chinning!
Oh the list went on...and on. He did say she took the hit well considering he figured she should have been knocked out. Thank god she wasn't.
The Zoo itself is always entertaining!
That's all for now Lovelies everything will be updated and I'll be back soon!
See ya!
S
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