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Monday, December 10, 2012

The Awfulness Continues!

Now is the time for a month of Christmas parties, I had my work party on Friday where we have a Christmas buffet dinner and were then led into the Comedy Mix! I had never been to a comedy show so I was very excited about this years party.

The MC Charlie Demers was funnier than the main acts. They were all very funny but Charlie had us to the point of our faces and guts aching from laughing so hard. Next up was Phil Hanley who would use the audience in a fantastic way which was unfortunate for a woman named Beth in the front row. Our Headliner was Rory Scovel who got of to a slow start with the audience but in the end had everyone laughing. It was a great evening even when we met a guy named Dave who was ready to stab another guy with a pen if he was attacked and figured out that Purple Haze Martinis are my new favourite drink.

Unfortunately I missed the Hen Party for my Irish love to celebrate her upcoming wedding in Ireland this month. I heard it was something to be seen and they all had loads of fun, wigs and 100 Santa's.

So with that, let's bring on the badness as we continue with the awful Christmas gift parade!

Let's get right to it, shall we?

THE HOBO TOOL!

These Are the Year's Worst Christmas Presents

This is the gift that says Christmas has broken you and now you have no place to live.

THE HOBO SAMPLER
These Are the Year's Worst Christmas Presents

Nothing says Merry Christmas like Baked Beans and Pringles!

SQUIRREL EARRINGS
These Are the Year's Worst Christmas Presents

A Duck Dynasty gift for sure...

SANTA'S NIGHTMARE HELPER

These Are the Year's Worst Christmas Presents

In my nightmares...there is only one word for this one...Creeptastic!

All of these I found on Gawker.com

THE BELLY BUTTON BRUSH

The Belly Button Brush

For all of those uncontrollable belly button lint problems.

CHUM BUCKET MINTS


Chum Bucket Mints

So gross I can't even say anything else...

LE WHIF INHALEABLE CHOCOLATE

Le Whif Breathable Chocolate

Would smelling it really stop the craving? Especially at Christmas when chocolate is everywhere? I'm thinking it might intensify it but who knows.

You can find them at Oddee.com

So next weeks post might be cranky seeing as I have to do all of my Christmas shopping the coming weekend and if it's one thing I hate the most, it shopping too close to Christmas even though that's what I end up doing EVERY year.

Oh this is going to be bad...

On a good note, our Christmas tree is finally up!

Yay... seriously needing Christmas cheer here.

See ya soon
S

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