Awful X-mas gifts a countdown to D-day.

There is no counting, it will just add to my Christmas anxiety but December is upon us and that means weird gifts so as I was looking for gifts for the family I came across a few that were not... quite right?


BATHE AND BREW

Sure because we all want fresh brewed coffee while we're in the tub and suicidal.

 
PULL MY FINGER SANTA & SNUGGLING FARTING SANTA?

Every boys dream gift here... who puts snuggling and farting in the same sentence and Santa shouldn't moon people!

 
BACON AND PICKLE FLAVOURED CANDY CANES...

As much as I love bacon, ewwww... pickles...double ewwww.

All of the above are courtesy of www.baronbob.com

Every member of your household could use this during the Yuletide season!

Just what every Zombie Fanatic wants! Especially if you saw last night's mid season finally of The Walking Dead. ( Damn you AMC )

It's the ZOMBIE KILLER!

 The Trucker's Friend was actually intended to be an all-in-one tool for truckers, but folks in the zombie-hunting community have decided that this device is also good for killing the undead. Who are we to argue.

Not the ideal Christmas present??

Can't you see it...everyone happy Christmas morning, opening presents and drinking mugs of hot chocolate but there.. in the corner by the door... is little Timmy from next door drooling after he just ate his parents and he's still hungry.

What would a Zombie Christmas look like? I don't think I can remember a Christmas Zombie movie?

Some investigation is needed now!

See ya
S