The Countdown has...um... is 27 Days in Already.

Hello Lovelies!

   Well those of you that still are lovely because I seem to see a growing trend with some of you and your haunting clown pics just to piss me off have no given me the intense need for payback and payback will be dealt out accordingly.

   Usually I'm the passive aggressive one that takes everything in stride but it seems like now I'm going to have to bite a few of you (family or not) in order to get you to stop because as I keep saying I don't like it, I don't like them and you just keep coming...except the pregnant one because well, she's pregnant and she likes to bug me more about my hatred of Hummus and Pesto (So Gross) so her clown posting is not an issue seeing as she only did it once.

   Now for the rest of you ungrateful little heathens I'm done with it. So take it easy children and sleep well because Mama's done playing, pissed and coming for you.

   Now on to the fun stuff!
 
   With Halloween just a few days away now the urgency to get things done is feeling like a bit of a pressure cooker. We like to have a signature drink for the evening as well as obviously Halloween themed food, a playlist needs to be made,  furniture moved and a classic B-rated Horror flick to set the mood.

   As usual Whiskey will be hiding behind the closet person all of this week as fireworks go off all over town, Smokey will bark at the noise those fireworks make and California will try and steal stuff off the table in a not so surprisingly obvious fashion.

   Not a cat will be seen except maybe Oz the kitty cat mob boss who has no fear unless you carry a spray bottle the other 2 will stay far...far away from people that wander around perhaps dressed like...

    

Now yes I have googled these but really who would have thought of this!


     or  this stuff takes imagination and I love it!


I can't wait to see what costumes will grace my door of Friday this Friday the 31st. Is it strange that if you turn the numbers around you'd  have a Friday the 13th?

Easy Breezy this week guys there's a lot to do and so MUCH  fun to be had at the end of the line!

So excited!

Have a great week and an even greater Halloween!

See Ya
S

Gasp! Awwww! RUN...And Fall Down!

Hi Lovelies!

OK for those of you that watch...
American Horror Story Freakshow
The Walking Dead
Sons Of Anarchy



If you have not watched the newest episodes then don't read any further!

With Thanksgiving behind us now up here the Fall has really set in. The changing of the leaves, the wet, windy weather forcing us inside into the comfort zone where we watch an MC let loose, Zombies decay in there quest for flesh and OF COURSE psychotic killer clowns that kidnap stupid people that don't know when to RUN...AWAY...just to fall down and get captured (because that's typical ) Why does the bad guy NEVER fall down in the chase? Is it because they're more focused on the target? Because the target is not as focused on getting away as they should be?

Anyway let's begin this week in review..sort of...

Sons Of Anarchy - That show makes keeps me grounded out of all three and not only because the other two are about zombies and UGH...clowns. There is a distinct feel of realism and the connecting of characters for me so at the end when Juice is ready to shoot Gemma I did what I normally do and screamed at my TV because...dare I say it...I Like Gemma! I mean come on, who wouldn't want a mom that would take people out to protect her own. Yes her morals are questionable but wouldn't you rather have her on your side? I'm glad Chibs is getting some action finally and the Tig/Venus connection is awesome and had me howling with laughter and Unser looks like he'll never die.

Still I hate when it ends each week then I'm counting the episodes until it's gone...forever...

AHSF - Since there has only been 1 episode I'm still trying to grasp how this season will do compared to the other past seasons. Seeing as we've already seen Murderous Clown Guy hovering about stealing what looks like a family. The creepy smile on his stupid clown face meant nothing as dumb girl had a conversation with him before he stabbed her date to death in front of her repeatedly and then commenced the running, falling and getting caught thing.

1) You're in a field...take your shoes off, use them as a weapon if you have to and run.
2) If said Clown is filthy, covered in grime and looks like he has someone else's skin on his head I would call that a red flag.
3) If you wake up and clown guy seems like he's having way too much fun murdering your date another red flag.

I have to say that the smallest woman in the world is the cutest thing EVER and she made up for the She must hate that. I can't help it though every time I see her I can't help but say Awwww... and the fact that I can only understand about every third word she says because of the pitch of her voice as well as her accent doesn't matter because she is the cutest thing. The show keeps me intrigued though and I must say that the Candy Striper chick must have wished she never went into the tent that day. Nothing will ever be the same for her but...do you blame her?

They have been renewed for a 5th season after the premier of the 4th! They can go anywhere with this show!

The Walking Dead - OMG OMG OMG the most anticipated premier for me.

1) It's the only one of the 3 that picked up from right where it left off even though Carl grows half a foot each season.
2) The gore of it all is a makeup artists dream.

I was shocked that Terminus got leveled so soon and after the way it started with my boys about to be bled out I'm glad that Super Carol showed up! I said to Blondunicorn that as far as kick ass women go Carol is second after Sarah Connor in my book. The shift in Rick though over the past couple of seasons I think has been more traumatic then anyone else's. You could see it happening and not like in the season finale when Carl was about to get raped and it's like you saw the switch get flipped in his eyes. You could see the panic surge in Glen as one by one the "cattle" got knocked off. That fight or flight mode was most definitely flight for Glen. The Darryl and Carol reunion was awesome!!!!!! Second only to the reunion of father, brother and lil Ass-kicker which almost made me cry...ALMOST. It was well worth the wait...

Eugene...you're useless and your mumbo jumbo sucked "fire with fire" but I like to laugh at your mullet.

but...still...

Where's Beth???

Congrats to The Walking Dead and The Talking Dead for breaking premier records!

Thank goodness Game Of Thrones isn't on at this time of the year, I wouldn't be able to contain myself.


Ok I'm done for now! Halloween approaches and a parade of costumes to follow!

Have a great week!

See Ya
S

A Little Bit Of Everything Even Clowns...

Oh it's Monday again, although I posted last week on a Wednesday...I think anyway. Now it's Monday!

I'm surprisingly chipper today even though most Mondays are a stay away from me zone until I've had about 5 cups of coffee. Maybe the weekend rain helped before we go back to the hot temps making for a beautiful July.

Ugh...I'm even too chipper for myself to handle.

How were the last few days? Pretty good! Lazy yet productive not necessarily in that order.

Bean brought home 2 more snakes, like the other 3 weren't enough but they are pretty cool and one of them is the biggest one yet in the house and her name is Xena ( yes I used to LOVE that show ) and Damien not Damien as she says because she wants to change his name so he's DND to me now, so they reside with Dr. Kinky MD, Julius Squeezer, and Matilda ( Big Mama I call her ). Now though she is not the biggest one anymore, but come on B the Spiders are being neglected. Not that you should get more because your Auntie Lo might jump out the window and run screaming into the night and straight into the arms of carnivorous Squirrels. (Long story)

I spent time writing and editing yesterday and that felt really good because I've been neglecting that part of my life as new things I'm interested in, want to learn and explore in regards to costuming and fabrication. When you watch shows like Heroes of Cosplay and Face Off it makes a girl want to get messy. So crafting and playing with different mediums has been leading the way. My laptop got so much use yesterday that I think it had a stroke and needed a rest. I was almost scared when I went and turned it on this morning thinking that I was just going to see a blank screen but I didn't. It's all good.

Oh and to my boy Craig who posted a video of a guy in a terrifying clown suit that purposely scares the crap out of people with his creepy clown face and creepy music box. F**K You! That was disturbing and I hate you for it because after it started I COULD NOT look away and found myself screaming RUN and NOPENOPENOPE to everyone that encountered this guy in the video. You know what I want to see though...

The one person that didn't go running and chased that psycho down instead! You know turn the tables and see if he got scared. To see the look of shock on his creepy face would be awesome!

Where's that video?

Oh something new! I have a couple of sites I was asked to check out and one that wasn't but I will anyway because it was mentioned to me and I'm curious. That is super cool because they asked me which is also super odd because they asked me, whatever I'll go with it and I'm glad to. So besides all of the work I'm piling on myself it feels like I have 4 jobs.

I guess I do.

OK Guys have a good Monday and stay out of trouble or get into it and tell me about it.

See Ya
S

My Kind Of Crazy, No Fear and No Procrastination.

Hello Lovelies!

I'm back from my Staycation and managed to stay successfully away from my Social Media except for the occasional Tweet! Yay me!

In that time I've decided that I'm officially crazy, brain scrambled crazy. Part of me was so bored and itching to do something exciting because life as I know it could be over at anytime!

I know, reaching but you never know...

Have you ever had so much you want to do all at the same time that you just don't know where to start?

 That's me from what to do around the house (PURGE EVERYTHING! DIG THAT UP! BUILD A GREENHOUSE AND FILM IT ALL!) to something crafty (BUILD THAT BIO-MECHANICAL ARM! PAINT THAT CANVAS! PUT SWEATERS ON THE DOGS, LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AND FILM IT ALL!) Among many, many other things that my brain runs through everyday.

Then do you hate it when something you want to do is put off because you need to do something else in order to do that first thing? Like money, incentive, purpose and a trunk big enough to hold a grown person with no trunk release?

Now the filming is just because I would like to document my kind of crazy for the grand kiddies and my kiddies in case they forget what I was like or need proof to put me in the padded room later on and come to think of it that's why I started blogging int the first place so that when I'm gone there is a record of my insanity...FOREVER! You want to know insanity? Re-making Poltergeist...that is insanity because you know that stupid clown is going to be so much worse than the original one.

(Oh and Craig...I'll go see IT with you as long as you are on one end of the theater down in front so I can see you coming.)

Where to start though? What to do and when to do it? Spontaneity or carefully planning? Can you do both? Ahhh but trying the new things...baby steps or jump right in?

I said last year was a year of Realization for me and this year is the year of Action maybe it sounds kind of like a midlife crisis yet it's more like a GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING isis. That's where the stumbling block is though. I think about every aspect of everything before I make up my mind and I'm a classic Procrastinator. Well the kids are grown and having kids of their own, getting married and living their lives. They don't need me as much which is awesome and sad at the same time but that's what we do right?

Sooooo....why procrastinate? I'm going to try really hard to live the best way I can and laugh as much as I can along the way without stressing too much about the little things because it's the little things that piss me off and they always seem so much bigger than they are.

Just to go back to the sweaters on the dogs thing for a sec, that's because Whiskey's previous owner a good friend of ours that has passed away had a supply of clothes for him and he freezes as soon as you put clothes on him, he hates them and thus gets depressed and won't move... at all.

He just stands there...blinking in sadness while the others don't know what happened, just that he looks different so they stand there and stare at each other until something changes.

And as I just reread this and it appears like I had a sugarhigh or an IV of caffeine and considering how much sugar I take in my coffee it's probably that.

Now I'm sleepy, sugar crash on the way and hoping you guys have a great week!

See Ya
S